Coconuts: Delicious, or Deadly?
Calvin Godfrey does not like coconuts.
|When I first arrived in Miami, I was happy about all the coconuts. I bought a machete and looked forward to lavish coconut-splitting parties, involving rivers of rum and armies of women. The day never came.
And now I hate the coconuts.
They’re everywhere. And frankly, I’m beginning to think they’re a danger to us all.
I mean, they do just fall. You know. They might just fall on your head. They probably already have. . . .
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Posted by brian at January 5, 2008 07:52 PM